we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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