I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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