My first STD was from a foam party
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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