with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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