So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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