Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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