god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
