hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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