so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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