hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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