It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
