the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Are we still banned from the library?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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