mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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