party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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