So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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