ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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