Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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