yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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