Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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