The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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