Have you finally orgasmed yet?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
