Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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