I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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