Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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