stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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