Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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