I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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