Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
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