so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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