People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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