You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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