break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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