So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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