508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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