I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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