Buhtt sex?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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