drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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