At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Your penis caused this!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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