u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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