if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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