I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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