Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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