You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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