Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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