guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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