and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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