Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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