I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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