We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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