meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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