Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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