My room smells like vodka and shame
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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