fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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