also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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