ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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