have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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