Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
