I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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