He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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