im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Barsexuality is the new black.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I need water and some morals
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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